Denial: A Gamer's Favorite Game

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Happy Whatever

Ha, Thanksgiving? While all you fuckers are out visiting your ugly Aunt Edna, I'll be sitting at home with my best friend (bong) and Eve, hunting Agunacotol so I can finally make a bowgun and slay the shit out of other monsters. My Thanksgiving dinner? Volcano tacos, a can of pizza flavored Pringles, and turkey flavored stuffing. Hey, I can't live without stuffing, even when it's not Thanksgiving. So damn delicious....

What am I thankful for? Hahaha, I laugh at your question. Hahaha! Haha! Ahahaha... ha... ha. That was funny. Aaaaanyway, this is awkward. Go away.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: Paige, you didn't answer the question.



You know what? Fuck off. I don't have to answer any of your stupid questions. Loser.

--Paige



Artist's Note: Yes you do. I imagined you into existence.



...Shit. Fine.

I'm not entirely ungrateful for the fact that I have family (video games), friends (bong and weed), fun things to do (eating, getting high, groping Eve's boobs), and a free country to do it in (moving to Canada someday).

--Paige



Author's Note: You're cold.



Happy fucking Thanksgiving, everyone!

--Paige

Concentration

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Dimebags: The Bare Essential

When there are no drugs in the house, things can get pretty desperate for our gamers.

Thomas

Dawww, isn't that cute. Yup, that's Thomas. And sadly enough more guys would bang him than Kandy. His video game vice: Silent Hill and Pikmin.

Kandy

Yeah, that's right. Her character mildly resembles her. Big deal, wanna fight about it? And no, she's not 16, she's 21. Her video game vice: American McGee's Alice and Wizard 101.

Paige

Cute. Wicked. Scary. Pseudo goth. There's a lot about this bitch you don't even wanna mess with. She will totally kick your ass at Halo 3.