Ha, Thanksgiving? While all you fuckers are out visiting your ugly Aunt Edna, I'll be sitting at home with my best friend (bong) and Eve, hunting Agunacotol so I can finally make a bowgun and slay the shit out of other monsters. My Thanksgiving dinner? Volcano tacos, a can of pizza flavored Pringles, and turkey flavored stuffing. Hey, I can't live without stuffing, even when it's not Thanksgiving. So damn delicious....
What am I thankful for? Hahaha, I laugh at your question. Hahaha! Haha! Ahahaha... ha... ha. That was funny. Aaaaanyway, this is awkward. Go away.
-- Paige
Artist's Note: Paige, you didn't answer the question.
You know what? Fuck off. I don't have to answer any of your stupid questions. Loser.
--Paige
Artist's Note: Yes you do. I imagined you into existence.
...Shit. Fine.
I'm not entirely ungrateful for the fact that I have family (video games), friends (bong and weed), fun things to do (eating, getting high, groping Eve's boobs), and a free country to do it in (moving to Canada someday).
--Paige
Author's Note: You're cold.
Happy fucking Thanksgiving, everyone!
--Paige
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