Happy Whatever

Ha, Thanksgiving? While all you fuckers are out visiting your ugly Aunt Edna, I'll be sitting at home with my best friend (bong) and Eve, hunting Agunacotol so I can finally make a bowgun and slay the shit out of other monsters. My Thanksgiving dinner? Volcano tacos, a can of pizza flavored Pringles, and turkey flavored stuffing. Hey, I can't live without stuffing, even when it's not Thanksgiving. So damn delicious....

What am I thankful for? Hahaha, I laugh at your question. Hahaha! Haha! Ahahaha... ha... ha. That was funny. Aaaaanyway, this is awkward. Go away.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: Paige, you didn't answer the question.



You know what? Fuck off. I don't have to answer any of your stupid questions. Loser.

--Paige



Artist's Note: Yes you do. I imagined you into existence.



...Shit. Fine.

I'm not entirely ungrateful for the fact that I have family (video games), friends (bong and weed), fun things to do (eating, getting high, groping Eve's boobs), and a free country to do it in (moving to Canada someday).

--Paige



Author's Note: You're cold.



Happy fucking Thanksgiving, everyone!

--Paige

Concentration

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Dimebags: The Bare Essential

When there are no drugs in the house, things can get pretty desperate for our gamers.

Thomas

Dawww, isn't that cute. Yup, that's Thomas. And sadly enough more guys would bang him than Kandy. His video game vice: Silent Hill and Pikmin.

Kandy

Yeah, that's right. Her character mildly resembles her. Big deal, wanna fight about it? And no, she's not 16, she's 21. Her video game vice: American McGee's Alice and Wizard 101.

Paige

Cute. Wicked. Scary. Pseudo goth. There's a lot about this bitch you don't even wanna mess with. She will totally kick your ass at Halo 3.

Lemmings

If I jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

Chances are, you would. Cause you're a fucking idiot. And so are these other two assholes who are gonna be making comics for this site. Are three people really necessary? I mean jeez... why not bring your grandmother while you're at it, too?

Redeeming qualities? You mean, besides the fact that they're supplying the sticky icky? They're both fucking gnarly artists, you should see some of their shit. Genious. Could be the bud talking but man, their stuff is scary good. Personally I think they just want to see me in my thong again but who cares. They can probably do a better job drawing my ass than the dumb bitch who made the first comic. MS Paint? You must be joking. Why not just chizel it onto a stone tablet like Moses did, you crazy fuck? It would be equally as archaic and the results would be just as jagged-looking.

Anyway, vanish. I'm gonna blaze it and eat some buffalo wings or something.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: What Paige here is trying to say is, there are two other artists who will be working on this site as well, you'll be seeing stuff by them pretty soon.



Boy will this be a sausage fest. Two guys and one girl. Next time I see you, you're gonna be a fucking rotisserie chicken.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: Paige, I think you have chicken on the brain right now. Why don't you go get wasted and leave the blogging to me?



First of all, fuck you. Secondly, hell yes I will. I am craving some Popeyes right now. Have fun with your little three-way, Chocolate.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: It's Kandy! Kandy.

Game time, baby!

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Up, up and away.

Well, the website is finally launched. Like I give a shit.

I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty, maybe roll a blunt. Fuck off or something.

-- Paige

Artist's Note: Pardon her crassness, she's not used to being woken up before noon.