Lemmings

If I jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

Chances are, you would. Cause you're a fucking idiot. And so are these other two assholes who are gonna be making comics for this site. Are three people really necessary? I mean jeez... why not bring your grandmother while you're at it, too?

Redeeming qualities? You mean, besides the fact that they're supplying the sticky icky? They're both fucking gnarly artists, you should see some of their shit. Genious. Could be the bud talking but man, their stuff is scary good. Personally I think they just want to see me in my thong again but who cares. They can probably do a better job drawing my ass than the dumb bitch who made the first comic. MS Paint? You must be joking. Why not just chizel it onto a stone tablet like Moses did, you crazy fuck? It would be equally as archaic and the results would be just as jagged-looking.

Anyway, vanish. I'm gonna blaze it and eat some buffalo wings or something.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: What Paige here is trying to say is, there are two other artists who will be working on this site as well, you'll be seeing stuff by them pretty soon.



Boy will this be a sausage fest. Two guys and one girl. Next time I see you, you're gonna be a fucking rotisserie chicken.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: Paige, I think you have chicken on the brain right now. Why don't you go get wasted and leave the blogging to me?



First of all, fuck you. Secondly, hell yes I will. I am craving some Popeyes right now. Have fun with your little three-way, Chocolate.

-- Paige



Artist's Note: It's Kandy! Kandy.